Alternately titled: scenes from last weekend.
Kaley-girl, one of my friends from forever ago that has stayed friends with me even though I've gotten weirder every year, had a end of summer bash last Saturday. OF COURSE I had to work, but thankfully was able to scoot out earlier then scheduled and got to the Elks' river house about halfway through. I didn't swim in the murky waters but snapped pictures and encouraged people to pee in it because that's what the fish do. Yes, I am so weird...like I said, I don't know how Kaley has put up with me all these years. 
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| Let us ponder what Clark is doing/thinking...and how everyone else is acting normal. | 
Can I just take a mo (I like to pretend I'm British sometimes OK?!) and look at Clark's face...he loves Jack. And Jack loves my little brother. He calls him a little Indian and always asks about him. HE'S WRITTEN HIM LETTERS, YA'LL. My heart is so happy because they are such good friends. 
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| Two of the most attractive boys I know. | 


Mother watched Clark
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| I CAN'T HANDLE THE SASSINESS THIS CHILD POSESSES. | 
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| OR THE CUTENESS. | 
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| She gets anything she wants because she is so dang cute and everyone is under a Lydia spell. Truth. | 
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| I mean seriously. She is the best two year old ever. | 
Plenty of people stayed outta the waters with me so we got pictures together. I am so awkward in front of a camera guys. So sorry.
Laughter (Annagrace, Hannah, and MK)
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| Veronica and I (my face guys. sorry again.) | 
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| Kelly & Annagrace | 
3 pictures with this gorgeous girl because I love her that much.
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| Conner's creeping in the background. Goofball. | 
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| Gah, she is so pretty you guys! | 
Then it was Gracie's turn. She and I have become SO close over the summer and I am so thankful for that! She is wise beyond her 13 years and encourages me to just giggle like a normal girl...Grace is the ultimate giggler and I end up snorting at her which makes her giggle harder and me end up snorting so hard I choke.
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| STOP BEING SO AMAZING RACHEL. | 
Tradition at the river house...hosing down and soaping up a couple floats and sliding off the dock. Lots of "DO IT DOITDOITDOIT!" followed. Peer pressure ya'll. Oh, and as Jack would say "Stupid people do stupid things."
 
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| He tries to find the most dangerous thing possible to scare the crap out of me. | 
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| Taking a float or two with him. | 
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| The onlookers. THEIR FACES THOUGH. | 
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| Grace did it! | 
Time to eat! 
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| Good eats. I had CFA before I came but totally ate a burger. | 
Quick sprint to go take pictures of the ducks that Clark scared off after two pictures.
Then we all sat around with full bellies and people took pictures of me. 
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| OH HAI THERE! | 
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| Dare I touch it? (For the record, I did) | 
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| New favorite picture of these two. I don't even know what's going on. | 
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| Yep. This is basically us. | 
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| My skeptical "what are you even going to focus on?" face and his regular handsome Jack face (with a real smile!) | 
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| He mocks me. | 
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| Rachel (Pufferfish) and Veronica (Starfish) | 
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| "WHY AM I SO HANDSOME?!" Yeah, it's a question I ask myself. | 
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| ::dead:: | 
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| I can't even. My heart can't stand the cuteness. This was second before she gave him a kiss that turned into a lick. | 
Not pictured? Everything besides the party at Kaley's river house. Ha. But no really, not pictured: rain. Cleaning. School reading. Work. Going home with Kaley afterwards and jumping her BIL's cousin's car at 9:30 that night. Stalking friends through Kaley's FB. Falling asleep watching the Hunger Games because we were so BEAT (blasephemy, I know). Cinnamon crunch bagels at Panera. Nursery duty. More rain, more school reading. Naps. Jack's hoodie and camp shirts...thus, memories. Great night at youth group.
I hope your weekend was great as well, readers!